February 11, 2011
Dear Miss Monroe:
I have been married to my husband for 23 years. The problem I have is with intimacy. I feel like we are like brother and sister. I have only seen him naked two times, and they were both accidents! We had "sex" on our honeymoon, but he hasn't touched me since! I really am lonely.
I have tried to schedule romantic trips, but he always wants to invite his friend and his friend's wife. I like Lisa and Ethan a lot, but I want some time with my husband. I try waiting up for him at night, but he comes to bed so late, it's like he is trying to wait until I fall asleep.
I have tried it all: Sexy lingerie, role playing, candlelight dinners, you name it. Last month, when I tried to give him a sexy baby oil massage I read about in a magazine, he jerked away and said his stomach hurt. Am I missing something here?
Signed,
Can't Take Much More!
Dear "Can't Take Much More":
You are missing one tiny detail. Your husband is gay. Get a divorce and some counseling, darling. And possibly a clue.
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